What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Butt Sex.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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she wasn't 18

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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