- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

The Braves win the N.L. east

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

An asian without a future.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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