- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Male penises.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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