- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

womens rights to vote

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Nickelback

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Pinus Testicles

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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