- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

prepares this to get negged

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

An boy with ADHD walks into a

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??