When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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