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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

A walrus walks into a bar

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

A ginger was with his friends

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

I ponder

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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