whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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