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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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