how do you confuse a blond?

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Women.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

what do u call a black man a black man

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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