- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.