What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Butt Sex.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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