Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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bob saget

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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