How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Drunk irish man

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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eloise dey.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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