how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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who is awesome? no one...

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Do you believe this will change?

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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