- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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