Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Anti Joke

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