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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Joay impistato is a fig

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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