- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

just sit down and dont be a Jew

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

YOLO.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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