A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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a potato flew around my room

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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I pooped my pants

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Poop

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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