- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

whats a willy? -brock

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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