once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Yo mamas so fat

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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