Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

I have a crush on my dad.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

I'm a like whore

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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