knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Guess what? No.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Nice weather we're having.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

bitches be crafty.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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