Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Hi Shelby!!

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Society.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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