- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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