God

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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matt shut up

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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