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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

126

So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

LIE

Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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