- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Where would canada be without nature? still here

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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