- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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