What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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