what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Knock Knock Not Yet

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

The BCS

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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