An asian loses to you in starcraft..

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

my namew is jd

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

How did th-A fridge.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Niki Minaj's ass

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