- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Scientology.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What did the clock say? The time.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

The 19th Amendment

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

A disabled man walks into a bar.

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