what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

knock knock go away

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

I'm a like whore

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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