What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

fack me!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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