What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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