- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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