Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Toaster

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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