- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

How many cows say moo? All of them

What did the clock say? The time.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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