whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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