Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Unnnnnnnn

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Laugh.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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