want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

involved parents.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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