- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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