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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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