How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Laugh.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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space is fun

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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