- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

knock knock who's there?

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

this is gay

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Woman's Rights

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

rose are red violets should be purple

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

A snake walks into a bar

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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