- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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