so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A snake walks into a bar

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hit the thumbs down button

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Hi

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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space is fun

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Do you believe this will change?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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