How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Meow.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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justin bieber

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Scientology.

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