- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

What did you say? I don't know.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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